Friday, 7 November 2014

It's Heating Up

To start a fire - along with a spark - you'll need tinder. And well, in this day and age, you might just need Tinder! Now, I'm generally not a supporter of online dating, in particular the type that favours one night stands and the like, but sometimes even the best athletes (or gamers) need practice.  Some of the benefits of using dating apps and sites include:

-Not tripping over your words (or your shoelaces) as you try to start conversation with a woman.
-The ability to stretch the truth about how awesome you are (I wouldn't recommend going too far - she'll probably find out soon enough that you don't work out 2 times a day.)
-More selection aka better odds for you.


The main reason I don't like dating sites and apps is that generally the people that you meet on these sites know how easy it is to just find another mate via "the interwebs." Yes, it is a bit of a generalization, but when you have 1,000's of people to chose from, how could you ever settle? If you're just looking for a fling (or a few) then yep! Absolutely.  But if you even have an inkling of wanting something more substantial, be careful! Plus - not to freak you out or anything - but apparently syphilis is back so unless you want to end up like Scott Joplin or Nietzche, I would keep those Tinder swipes to a minimum.

Email me for tips, advice, and if you're lucky, my famous Moroccan chicken recipe (hell, why not? It's free!) 



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